Cornell University Top Questions

Premeds are generally assholes. They're the ones who walk out of tests and pull it apart, I hate being around them - they look down on everyone else. And you know they're only in medicine to earn a ton of money, they don't care about people. Greek life is too big here, and you can tell which girls are in sororities. Frats can vary, there are some decent frats and there are definitely decent people in frats or sororities. But "sorostitute" fits a LOT of the girls here. Hotelie girls are almost always sorostitutes, and very easy to tell apart from normal people. Hotelie guys are generally OK, though.

They are depressed and have ugly girls.

That we are really stressed, that we are the easiest Ivy to get into, that a C can be considered a good (meidan) grade here but thats depressing for a lot of people who are used to A's all the time, that we party really hard

We are all depressed smart kids.

Students work too hard. They are very driven and over achievers. There is too much pressure at Cornell.

We are suicidal nerds.

All the social students at Cornell are in the Greek system. But hey, it's the truth. Also, Cornell girls are unattractive and work too hard. Also true.

Cornell students are rich elitists.

They are nerds and don't go out and have fun.

study hard, party hard; we have a high suicide rate