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URI is a great school to go to and I am going back to start my Masters!

Get ready to fight the moment you get to URI. Want something or need something from the administration? Get ready to bust down some doors to get it. Don't play softball with these SOBs, go in swinging. They are lazy, underpaid, and undertrained, so you have to be aggressive to get anything done. President Corothers is possibly the biggest sonofabitch you will ever meet. He's got that rich guy persona where when you talk, he's not listening, he's waiting for his turn to talk again. He sends out these emails that turn my stomach. "Times are hard, be we have to suffer now to prosper later." That means "hey, out of state students, I'm going to jack up your tuition by $5000 over the summer! Bend over!" I always howl at him when I see him, because he got busted and fined for having an illegal half-wolf dog a couple years back. Make sure you do it too, and always when he's walking around with a bunch of suits. That way it shames him to the maximum degree and gives him a true picture of what we all think of him. :)

Eat at International in the Emporium. Great service, great food, and nice people.

You covered it all. URI is the best.